joke

When I was visiting some kinfolks in Southwest Missouri a while back,I went to church with them.I couldn't help but notice their very big-busted organist.

Many years back my 45 year old girlfriend had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said,
"I want Three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a
pair of running boards."