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Happy 11th Birthday, TNH!

Eleven years ago this week, The New Homemaker was born. Josie was about 18 months old, Louisa was a wish, and my life was very different.

Josie is now twelve and a half. She is as tall as I am, and by the end of the year will probably loom over me. Louisa is past my shoulder, and turns nine next month, if you can believe it.

TNH has survived economic catastrophes, disk crashes, pregnancy, critical illnesses, and stuff you'll never know about. Here we are, eleven years later.

Thank you for reading. Smiling

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~GAMBLING WITHIN THE CHURCH~

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

julhome's picture

Lynn...please help!

I have set my email notifications to off for everything, yet I keep getting comments posted to the "Front Loading Washers" thread. Can you stop that for me?

Lynn's picture

Welcome back to The New Homemaker

One of my other projects that absorbed too much of my time is now out of the way, I've finished the upgrade on the site (almost--couple of stragglers), and it's all purty again. How you like? Smiling

If you catch any bugs or problems, please let me know. In the meantime, now that this is my main blog, I hope to be spending more time with you for reals.

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About Me

Hello Fellow Home Makers. I'm 27...soon to be 28. Wow, 2 more years and the big 30! I currently work with Sensodyne during the day and fight crime at night. JK.

Shotgunscoot's picture

~Randy's Wife Problem~

Walking into his favorite bar,Randy says to his bartender friend "Pour me a stiff one Scoot. I just had another fight with the little woman".

"Oh yeah?" says Scoot, "How did this one end?"

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~A Poem By Shotgunscoot~

"QUACK QUACK.. 10 WHITE 1 BLACK"
(Tale of The Dawg Attack)

Went out amongst the humans,
Stumbled and fell, into a crack
The only damage that was done
Was when I heard this Quack

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~Hillbilly Ray Goes Fishing~

Hillbilly Ray's leavin a cove, well known for its fishing one day,with two ice chests full of fish when he gets stopped by an Arkansas Game Warden .

Becky's picture

Hey, Lynn? How DO I post pictures here now?

I want to post pictures on my blog. How do I do that? Thank you!

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~The Unemployment Office Mishap~

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Scoot answered, "Panty

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~No Quarry~

(NO QUARRY)

(Verse 1 )

In the footsteps of time
I've walked in the rain
Tryin to keep my balance
To level out my brain
With pride as my map
And wisdom as a key

Lynn's picture

Hold on tight!

I'm going to be upgrading TNH's software--it's really, really out of date!

Josephine's picture

Hello, Mr. Bear

Hello again!

To day I will tell a story called:

UNCLE TONY BEAR AND THE UMBRELLA

HealthyMind's picture

Touch Screen Craze

What kind of cell phone do you have? Are you part of the touch screen craze? Anyone still have a flip phone?

Josephine's picture

Obama for the WIN!

I'm in california.
Everyone of my grandparent's neghbors are Rupublican.
California is now a blue state.

"You can move out of the white-house."

Is what said when he became president.

Andrea's picture

Flybabies November, 2008

Time for a new thread guys!

Anhata's picture

You may call me Mother of THREE!

So, the kids moved in last week, we're on day nine of being a family of five.

Anhata's picture

Adoption--YES!

The kids will be ours!

Soon to be DD7 and DS5 stayed the night last night, and went back to their foster home this afternoon. They will move in this Wednesday!

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Flybabies, May 27th

New thread

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~ROCKIN COLT~

Me and my guitar player Mike had just finished recording this song about "my son to be" Colt,when my daughter Jaime comes out to the Studio and tells me Michelle's water had just broke..

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~GOING TO CHURCH IN MISSOURI~

When I was visiting some kinfolks in Southwest Missouri a while back,I went to church with them.I couldn't help but notice their very big-busted organist.

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"FRANKENSTEIN" (The Dog)

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him

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~GOD & MY GIRLFRIEND~

Many years back my 45 year old girlfriend had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked

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Happy Mother's Day, Y'all

The card DD, age 7, made for me in Sunday School this morning:

Happy Mthar

I Love Yue

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Happiness

I was sent the link to this today and it really put me in a good mood! Just thought I'd pop by and share the madness, uh happiness......

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Chantal Chamandy - Live At The Pyramids DVD

Chantal is one of the only people to have received permission to perform at the pyramids so far and the set design and choreography was done by Guy St-Amour and Geneviève Dorion-Coupal who have previ

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"Magic." 1.

Sam and Lana are twins. They are seven years old. They have a best
friend named Jazmin. She is six.

Rose is her cousin. She is four-teen.

“MAGIC.”

BY JOSEPHINE M. S. ARK

1.

Lynn's picture

OH HAI! I HAS A FLU BUG!

INVISIBLE LOLZ!

Totally invisible, because I'm miserable. I've been trying to muster the energy to update the software here, and I just haven't had it. Now I know why. I'll try to make sure JJ goes through the comments queue tomorrow morning.

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Best Line From a Movie:

The Dukes of Hazzard:

"I prefer Appalacian American"

--Bo Duke upon being called a "hillbilly" by a Brother in Atlanta.

ROFLMAO

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