Board Business

One of my other projects that absorbed too much of my time is now out of the way, I've finished the upgrade on the site (almost--couple of stragglers), and it's all purty again. How you like?

If you catch any bugs or problems, please let me know. In the meantime, now that this is my main blog, I hope to be spending more time with you for reals.

Hello Fellow Home Makers. I'm 27...soon to be 28. Wow, 2 more years and the big 30! I currently work with Sensodyne during the day and fight crime at night. JK.

Walking into his favorite bar,Randy says to his bartender friend "Pour me a stiff one Scoot. I just had another fight with the little woman".

"Oh yeah?" says Scoot, "How did this one end?"

"QUACK QUACK.. 10 WHITE 1 BLACK"
(Tale of The Dawg Attack)

Went out amongst the humans,
Stumbled and fell, into a crack
The only damage that was done
Was when I heard this Quack

Hillbilly Ray's leavin a cove, well known for its fishing one day,with two ice chests full of fish when he gets stopped by an Arkansas Game Warden .

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Scoot answered, "Panty

(NO QUARRY)

(Verse 1 )

In the footsteps of time
I've walked in the rain
Tryin to keep my balance
To level out my brain
With pride as my map
And wisdom as a key

I'm going to be upgrading TNH's software--it's really, really out of date!

Hello again!

To day I will tell a story called:

UNCLE TONY BEAR AND THE UMBRELLA

I'm in california.
Everyone of my grandparent's neghbors are Rupublican.
California is now a blue state.

"You can move out of the white-house."

Is what said when he became president.

So, the kids moved in last week, we're on day nine of being a family of five.

The kids will be ours!

Soon to be DD7 and DS5 stayed the night last night, and went back to their foster home this afternoon. They will move in this Wednesday!

Me and my guitar player Mike had just finished recording this song about "my son to be" Colt,when my daughter Jaime comes out to the Studio and tells me Michelle's water had just broke..

When I was visiting some kinfolks in Southwest Missouri a while back,I went to church with them.I couldn't help but notice their very big-busted organist.

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him

Many years back my 45 year old girlfriend had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked

Sam and Lana are twins. They are seven years old. They have a best
friend named Jazmin. She is six.

Rose is her cousin. She is four-teen.

“MAGIC.”

BY JOSEPHINE M. S. ARK

1.

INVISIBLE LOLZ!

Totally invisible, because I'm miserable. I've been trying to muster the energy to update the software here, and I just haven't had it. Now I know why. I'll try to make sure JJ goes through the comments queue tomorrow morning.

I've noticed a lot of visitors to the site are using "Fun Web Products." There's some debate as to whether this is spyware/browser hijacking software. But I thought I'd at least tell you guys what to do about it. Best tip: Use Firefox. It's far and away the best browser.

There's a lot, so I'll bullet point. (Just now learned how to do this in HTML for this post, impressive, non?)

I cannot express my joy as I type this from the cozy comfort of the nook in my kitchen!