~Randy's Wife Problem~

Walking into his favorite bar,Randy says to his bartender friend "Pour me a stiff one Scoot. I just had another fight with the little woman".

"Oh yeah?" says Scoot, "How did this one end?"

"When it was over", Randy replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees".

"Really says Scoot? Now thats a switch! What'd she say to ya?"

She said "Come out from under that bed, you big asshole".....