~A Poem By Shotgunscoot~

"QUACK QUACK.. 10 WHITE 1 BLACK"
(Tale of The Dawg Attack)

Went out amongst the humans,
Stumbled and fell, into a crack
The only damage that was done
Was when I heard this Quack

There stood a gaggle of Ducks
Ten White ones and one Black
I yelled out , you Ducks suck
And here came the Duck attack

One of them hit me with a wing
So I hit him in his little beek
I heard a quack quack snorkle
And a snorkle snorkle squeak

As I watched them all huddle
I tried to make my retreat
And then my ass got kicked
By 22 little orange webbed feet

Fnally this here cop ran them off
And gave me a ticket for no reason
Then he pointed to a sign that read
No Duck Boxing out of Season

Written By: M.Shockley
June 11th 2006