~Hillbilly Ray Goes Fishing~

Hillbilly Ray's leavin a cove, well known for its fishing one day,with two ice chests full of fish when he gets stopped by an Arkansas Game Warden .

The game warden asks Hillbilly Ray, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"No, sir, says Hillbilly Ray, I don't have any of those licenses, no. You must understand these are my pet fish."

Pet fish?" says the game warden.

"Yea says Hillbilly Ray. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of bullshit! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

Hillbilly Ray looks at the game warden for a moment and then says, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," says the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"

So Hillbilly Ray pours the fish into the lake and stands and waits. After several minutes, the game warden turns to him and says, "Well?"

"Well, what?" says the Hillbilly Ray.

The Game Warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

Hillbilly Ray says, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" says the warden.

"What fish?" answers Hillbilly Ray.

"Moral to story"...People in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as most government employees.