~The Unemployment Office Mishap~

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Scoot answered, "Panty
Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled"
labor", she gave Scoot $300 a week unemployment pay.

Randy was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Randy $600 a week.

When Scoot found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker Randy was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are
skilled labor."

"What skill?!" yells Scoot. "I sew the elastic in the panties, Randy puts
dem over his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter