"FRANKENSTEIN" (The Dog)

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him
I thought that I'd go blind
I never knew what ugly was
Til this ugly dog was mine

(Chorus)

I Named Him,
Frankenstein, Frankenstein
That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein, Frankenstein
So Ugly It's A Shame
No Better Dog At The Tree
No Better Dog Trackin Game
Than Frankenstein, Frankenstein
Yea That's My Hound Dogs Name

Verse 2)

Well one night me and Frankenstein
Were on a real hot track
Frank caught that coon in the water
And the coon got on Frank's back
The event that happened next
Will make you laugh no doubt
That coon took one look at Frank
He puked, then he passed out

(Chorus)
I Named Him,
Frankenstein, Frankenstein
That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein, Frankenstein
So Ugly It's A Shame
No Better Dog At The Tree
No Better Dog Trackin Game
Than Frankenstein, Frankenstein
Yea That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein,Frankenstein
Yea, That's-- My Hound-- Dogs-Name

Written By:M.Shockley
Copyrighted 1999

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