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"FRANKENSTEIN" (The Dog)

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"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him
I thought that I'd go blind
I never knew what ugly was
Til this ugly dog was mine

(Chorus)

I Named Him,
Frankenstein, Frankenstein
That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein, Frankenstein
So Ugly It's A Shame
No Better Dog At The Tree
No Better Dog Trackin Game
Than Frankenstein, Frankenstein
Yea That's My Hound Dogs Name

Verse 2)

Well one night me and Frankenstein
Were on a real hot track
Frank caught that coon in the water
And the coon got on Frank's back
The event that happened next
Will make you laugh no doubt
That coon took one look at Frank
He puked, then he passed out

(Chorus)
I Named Him,
Frankenstein, Frankenstein
That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein, Frankenstein
So Ugly It's A Shame
No Better Dog At The Tree
No Better Dog Trackin Game
Than Frankenstein, Frankenstein
Yea That's My Hound Dogs Name
Yea Frankenstein,Frankenstein
Yea, That's-- My Hound-- Dogs-Name

Written By:M.Shockley
Copyrighted 1999

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~Dawg Gone~

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A farmer named Randall B. Smooth lived alone in the countryside with a pet dawg
which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship,
the dawg finally died so Ol Smooth went to the parish priest:
"Father, my old dawg is dead. Could you be saying a mass for
the creature?"
Father Scoot replied, "I'm sorry to hear about your
dawg’s death. But, unfortunately, we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. However, there’s a new denomination down
the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they’ll do
something for the animal."
Ol Smooth says, "I’ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough
to donate for the service?"
Father Scoot says: "$500? Why didn’t you tell me the dawg was Catholic?!

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