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Anhata's picture

Our church had it's "hanging of the greens" this past weekend. Out came the ceramic nativity set and a three year old boy and his Grandma were helping carry the wise men into the sanctuary.

"Nanny, what's their names?" Travis asks Grandma.

"They're the Magi, dear" she replies, "The three wise men."

"Hey, there, sport!" chortles another church member as Travis trots by, "Who've you got there?"

Travis replies, "They're the Mad Guys!"

This is why I love kids.

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allora dannon's picture

My life being surrounded by young children I have heard quite a few of these--

Some favorites-- diriculous(ridiculous),shoebus(stepstool),itsgutsing(disgusting)

recent hilarity--my five year old was allowed to try several different ethnic/other culture handmade musical instruments. When offering a large gourd horn back to the man showing him he said" here, you try, but-- jus lemme wipe off my guts" as he wiped his saliva off the mouthpiece. Everyone watching nearly choked on suppressed laughter because it was apparent he was very serious.....

We always tell our kids to

jennye's picture

We always tell our kids to "behave". Whenever we say to DS5, "CHANCE, BEHAVE!!!", he looks at me and says, "I'm AM bein' hav!!"

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