THE NEW WAITRESS

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said,
"I want Three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a
pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to
the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there
just ordered three
flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards. What does he
think This place is ... An auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
pancakes, a pair of Headlights
is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2
slices of Crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned
up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The
trucker asked, "What are the
beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you
were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, You might as well gas
up!"