Hottest Mom In America TV Show Auditions DALLAS Reunion Arena Saturday Sept 16th

Submitted by Titanium on Wed, 09/13/2006 - 10:30pm.

Are you a hot mom?�the hottest mom in America? the hottest mom in DALLAS??

The could be your chance to get on national TV.

Felicity Huffman's former manager and a producer from Survivor are coming to Dallas to audition hot moms like you�for a TV show called �Hottest Mom in America'.

"Eager to Audition? Send your photos to our Casting Directors Now!" - hotmoms@castadate.com

Complete Details: http://www.hottestmominamerica.com

Other Dates:
Miami - Sept 23
Chicago - Sept 30
Atlanta - Oct 7
New York - Oct 14
Los Angeles - Oct 21

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Lynn's picture

Normally I would take this down

Submitted by Lynn on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 8:19am.

But after the guy from--Wife Swap, was it? wandered in and got a piece of the collective mind, I thought I'd give you guys a shot at this one. Evil

Lynn Siprelle, Editor
SO not the hottest mom
but wouldn't try out if I were...

silverbear's picture

{snicker}

Submitted by silverbear on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 8:52am.

I can't be bothered to click on that link, but I am curious as to what the "winner" of this contest would receive - apart from eternal glory for her {snicker snicker} and eternal humilation for her children.

I don't think "Titanium" actually checked out TNH before posting this ever-so-vital information. There is a great deal of diversity within the TNH community, but I am certain that no-one here aspires to be the Hottest Mom in America.

Thanks for the snicker, though!

Anhata's picture

They'd get an official TShirt, maybe?

Submitted by Anhata on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 12:34pm.

I did click on the link to see what the marketing for this looked like. It's fairly cheesy complete with an official tshirt. No mention about prizes that I noticed with a 10 second scan. You'd think they'd do a feminine fit kind of tshirt, but no, good ol unisex. It's possibly the least sexy tshirt possible. Weird.

Anhata
www.familynaturally.com
Your Family's General Store, Naturally

Anhata's picture

How about the sexiest dad contest?

Submitted by Anhata on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 9:36am.

Why don't we ever see any of those?

Female sexuality and beauty are lovely things up to the point where the women are rendered cheap and tawdry by a contest. A CONTEST for the love of Pete.

And how would you explain this to your kids? I can't even wrap my head around that one.

Our collective TV culture needs to grow up. This adolecent "who's the prettiest MILF" is ridiculous.

Anhata
www.familynaturally.com
Your Family's General Store, Naturally

Shaun's picture

History question

Submitted by Shaun on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 10:37am.

When did mothers first come to America?

No, seriously, it seems like academics, publishers, Wall Street, the news, the media, have just figured out that there are mothers who walk among us. Sure, you saw pictures, there was that holiday with all the flowers, but real-life mothers who are also women? (You know, women -- with the breasts and the skirts, the sashaying hips, sometimes a naughty twinkle in the eye . . . ) Well who knew!

I remember being annoyed by the Salon "Mothers Who Think" columns. I know some said that it was supposed to be a dig at the idea that mothers don't think, but I don't buy it. I think it was a marketing thing to say, "Ooh, you're not like the typical mom, come join our little gang of un-mom-like moms."

Ditto the MILF phenomenon. These aren't regular moms, fellas, these are women who have sex! News flash: all moms have sex. It's kind of a prerequisite for the job. I'll go out on a limb and say that this means that most moms are considered hot by someone. Why just last night my husband told me . . . Evil I'll spare you the TMI.

Shaun (One Hot Mama)
www.homeschoolblogger.com/shaunms

Lynn's picture

hee

Submitted by Lynn on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 11:09am.

"That's MRS OneHotMama to you!"

Eye-wink

Lynn Siprelle, Editor

JJ's picture

on a tangental note:

Submitted by JJ on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 11:47am.

today, I discovered that the interest rates for breast augmentation run from 14-22% depending on your credit score.

The things I learn at the smoking section at work--we call it the Smokers News Network, or SNN.

Anhata's picture

LOVE the historical perspective

Submitted by Anhata on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 12:41pm.

When did Hot Moms begin to immigrate to America? Since it's apparently a recent phenomenon and with our current restrictive immigration policies there surely can't be that many. Perhaps they're so popular right now because of the limited numbers, like cabbage patch dolls or beanie babies. Wait, did I just compare people to consumer goods? My heavens.

Anhata
www.familynaturally.com
Your Family's General Store, Naturally

Becky's picture

There is no contest

Submitted by Becky on Thu, 09/14/2006 - 5:34pm.

Clearly, all of us at TNH are tied for Hottest Moms in the World, so they can cancel the contest.

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