Bart & Chuck Identify Scoot

Scoot died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Bart and Chuck. The three men had always done everything
together.
Chuck arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Chuck said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him
over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Chuck said, "Nope, ain't Scoot."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Bart in
to identify the body. Bart took a look at the body and said, "Yup,
he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Bart said, "No, it ain't Scoot."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Bart said, "Well, Scoot had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Scoot with them two assholes.'