A successful rancher died and left everything to his
> > devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and
> > determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
> > about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
> > newspaper for a ranch hand.
> > Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the
> > other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it,
> > and when no one else applied she decided to hire the
> > gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
> > around the house than the drunk.
> > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
> > every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
> > the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
> > well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the
> > hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and
> > the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
> > kick up your heels."
> > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one
> > Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he
> > didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.
> > He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the
> > room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> > fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She
> > quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse
> > and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
> > directed.
> > "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever
> > so slowly.
> > "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
> > placed them neatly by her boots.
> > "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
> > constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
> > "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands,
> > he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
> > "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light
> > of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
> >
> > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
> > my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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