"HOW THE ONO BIRD GOT IT'S NAME"
The crowd sat in silence
Nobody spoke a word
As the story did unfold
About the little ONO bird
He had been a mystery
Til one cold dark night
His name entered history
From the Perils of his flight
He had short skinny legs
Each one two inches tall
And underneath them legs
Nuts the size of bowling balls
And each time that he landed
Whether it be fast or slow
His balls would smack the runway
And he'd cry out loud O-NO
O-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And that concludes the story
How the ONO Bird got it's name
You can let go of your nuts now
And exit the way you came
Written By:M.Shockley
November 10th ,2005
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