Humor, late at night................

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 9:38pm.

I am up surfing the net, trying to get my youngest to go to sleep while DH is frantically preparing for a deer hunting trip with my dad.

Some toughts come to mind, all in good humor. I wish for nothing bad to happen to my hubby, I love my life with him, but....

if I lived alone...........

a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper would last TWELVE DAYS!

the bed would NEVER be made

the toothpaste would never be rolled up

real mayo would not be in the fridge

the cheapest toliet paper found to man would be on the roll, not the most expensive

I would do laundry once a week

there would always be unfinished ice cream in the freezer

lamps would be used way more than that glaring overheard light fixture thingy in every dang room

I would not have a TV

there would be no curtain over the kitchen sink

Just things I thought of when I wanted a Dr. Pepper at this hour and reached to find the 12 pack that I bought 2 days ago half empty!

Happy Hunting Dear Hubby, here's to several days without making the bed! Smiling

Jana

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