kids will come up with stuff that makes you wanna wet your pants.....picture if you will...
Our story begins with me, trying to figure out what the heck I am going to wear to my school's coronation ball in May. So I thought DD18 has a small investment in prom dresses hanging in the closet....we are kinda close in size.. but I am quite big busted....hmmmm...I wonder if one will fit me? So I go on a trek in the land of formals.....realizing I can't zip any of these contraptions up without some form of contortion, I yell for DD and ask for help, she comes in, zips me up and tells me to turn around. I say "what do you think?" She says.......
"Mom it looks like you tried to stuff two canned hams down the front of my prom dress!"
That was a couple hours ago.....and I am still cracking up. If college doesn't work out for her, I will be her road manager for her stand up comedy show LMAO!
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