If it ain't the kids. . .it's the pets!

Submitted by Fern on Thu, 01/13/2005 - 12:25pm.

I'm beat! Why can't my household just be normal. Or is it and I just don't know it?

I sometimes wonder what possesses people to have kids, but I guess that's pretty obvious. What then, can you tell me, is the reason they also end up with a passel of pets?

Our menagerie at present includes about 6 horses, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and a goat. Whoa, Nelly! Mixed with 2 kids and a man, it's more than I can contend with in a day.

We've just moved in our new home and said there would be no pets allowed in. First rattle out of the box it came a storm and the cats looked pitiful, which prompted DH to bend the rules. Then DD figured out how easy it is to let them in and out of the window rather than the door, when no one is looking.

So, last night we had one of our new ceiling fans motor malfunction. We turned it off, but I worried about fire. Finally got to bed about midnight and the ordeal with the beagle began.

"OOOOooooooo!! OOOooooooo!!" came from the front of the house. Solid barking for over an hour. I yelled; I cursed, I threatened. "Stop trailing or I'm gonna hurt you, dog!" I'm sure the neighbors heard me, but the dog didn't seem to. Finally, I turned on the porch light and the idjit was lying on the front porch doing his trailing noise. He stopped just long enough to lick his lips and draw wind again. By this time his voice was coming in a dry rasp.

At 1:30 a.m. blessed silence came. I just got asleep good and the sound of crackling came. I bounded up and down the hallway, damn near killing myself banging into the walls on the way. Checked the malfunctioned fan and there was no smoke. Crackle, crackle, crackle came again. Following the sound, it led to DD's bedroom door. Oh No! I flung the door open and the sight that greeted me was the stupid cat clawing at the window to beat the band and a snoring daughter, sleeping through all the racket. She had sneaked the fourlegger in through the window and now he wanted out. I told the cat to leave
and never come back, but I guess he doesn't hear well. He greeted me at the front door next morning.

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I hear ya!!

Submitted by jennye on Thu, 01/13/2005 - 8:17pm.

Dh threatens at least 10 times a day that he is going to shoot the dog, or poison him with antifreeze, or run over him. He is just over a year (still in the puppy stage) and chews up EVERYTHING!!! About $100 worth of garden hoses, brings up trash from the pit way behind the corrals (I constantly have dirty diapers in the yard. EWWW!!), chewed up extension cords, tools, bikes, tubes, EVERYTHING!!!

I'm now down to just 2 cats (2 went to their maker the other day when they crawled up under the hood of FIL's truck to get warm). They are not house cats. I can't get DH to let me have a cat in the house after the last one 6 years ago. He and housecats don't mix. Unless he wants to try out his aim with pepper spray. I know the kids would LOVE a housecat (though Chance just may want to drown it in his new obsession, the toilet). But it's the marriage or the cat (sometimes, I'm leaning towards the cat! LOL!!!).

Fern, at least the horses are all being good, right?

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It's the same at our house

Submitted by pennypickle on Mon, 01/17/2005 - 9:14am.

We're renovating our house (we in year six of the project) and last summer I finally got tired of the dogs (an 80 lb black lab and a 60 lb chow mix) sleeping in the remnants of the kitchen (blocked in with baby gates. Everything was filthy and I spent every morning mopping and cleaning up the kitchen. So they were banished outside. Which is fine in Texas but it does occasionally get cold in the winter. Last night, 28 degrees so in come the dogs. Of course while we're all sleeping the dogs get out and Sugar (the chow) gets into the bread on top of the pantry counter and has a nice long leisurely snack while he relaxes on my couch and Penny (the lab) sleeps in my new chair. So this morning hubby cleaned up the garbage that was strewn about. I loved those dogs when we got them (right before I got pregnant both times) but I could just wring their necks now. Penny Pickle

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2 Boys 1 Crazy Dog and 2 Spoiled Cats

Submitted by LibertyL5 on Fri, 01/21/2005 - 9:28pm.

Well, I guess they are all spoiled. I can relate to your stories. At times, I wonder why I "burden" myself with pets. Somehow, I always find myself wanting more and more. I think I could have 25 cats and (if someone else cleaned the litterbox) I would be in perfect bliss. My dog, on the other hand, barks, pees and poops (in all places other than the yard), scratches at the door, chews things, and whines. He barely ever listens and just can't seem to potty train. He even wakes our neighbors up early in the morning at our new home because he doesn't want to be outside without a human member of our family. It all comes to light, though, when that sweet little face looks up lovingly at me while he's cuddled up in my lap. What a companion he is, even if he is a pain in my rear.... I couldn't bear to get rid of him. As for the children (who drive me crazy on a daily basis), I couldn't ask for two better little boys in the world. They are just awesome!! I can't bear to complain when I see parents that have children with terminal illnesses. ( I am a Pediatric RN) They can only wish to have children that can run, jump, and get into things.

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Oh and I thought I was the on

Submitted by Beth44 on Tue, 01/25/2005 - 6:19am.

Oh and I thought I was the only one with the animal/pet problem. Well it feels good to know that I am not the only one. And yes as for us and our boys, we are blessed to have 3 healthy boys and I agree about not complaining about them because I hate it when they get sick and have to just not do much. I feel for those parents who long for that. I would much rather have my boys pester me 24/7 with their wonderful ideas and chatters. We also have 2 x mini fox terriers that mainly stay on the verhanda and yes at the time we got them it seemed good. But in the mean time I pleaded with hubby to pull down the back fence and do something different with the back yard ( we are reom Australia ) and now everytime we open the front door in come the dogs and out through the back door and out up the road.....ARGH.........The boys used to have one of them on his bed every night but we have banned that due to health reasons. And yes hubby wouldn't have animals at all if it were jsut up to him. I pleaded with him tonight to build just a small fence out the back to keep the dogs locked up in. I got a real bad responce but I promised that there would be no more pets after these two dogs and that I would help him carry the timber to the place where I want the fence.....We will think about it was my last answer from him. Bye for now. Beth

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