I'm beat! Why can't my household just be normal. Or is it and I just don't know it?
I sometimes wonder what possesses people to have kids, but I guess that's pretty obvious. What then, can you tell me, is the reason they also end up with a passel of pets?
Our menagerie at present includes about 6 horses, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and a goat. Whoa, Nelly! Mixed with 2 kids and a man, it's more than I can contend with in a day.
We've just moved in our new home and said there would be no pets allowed in. First rattle out of the box it came a storm and the cats looked pitiful, which prompted DH to bend the rules. Then DD figured out how easy it is to let them in and out of the window rather than the door, when no one is looking.
So, last night we had one of our new ceiling fans motor malfunction. We turned it off, but I worried about fire. Finally got to bed about midnight and the ordeal with the beagle began.
"OOOOooooooo!! OOOooooooo!!" came from the front of the house. Solid barking for over an hour. I yelled; I cursed, I threatened. "Stop trailing or I'm gonna hurt you, dog!" I'm sure the neighbors heard me, but the dog didn't seem to. Finally, I turned on the porch light and the idjit was lying on the front porch doing his trailing noise. He stopped just long enough to lick his lips and draw wind again. By this time his voice was coming in a dry rasp.
At 1:30 a.m. blessed silence came. I just got asleep good and the sound of crackling came. I bounded up and down the hallway, damn near killing myself banging into the walls on the way. Checked the malfunctioned fan and there was no smoke. Crackle, crackle, crackle came again. Following the sound, it led to DD's bedroom door. Oh No! I flung the door open and the sight that greeted me was the stupid cat clawing at the window to beat the band and a snoring daughter, sleeping through all the racket. She had sneaked the fourlegger in through the window and now he wanted out. I told the cat to leave
and never come back, but I guess he doesn't hear well. He greeted me at the front door next morning.



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