But Where's Butthead?

I just couldn't justify "World Events" for this, though that's usually where I file news. Man catches burglar rearranging kitchen: The kicker? The thief was wearing the clothes of the man's mother including a leopard print hat and matching scarf. He turned out to be a docile fella; he gave back the money he stole and waited quietly for the cops. Just look at that picture and try not to yell out "I Am Cornholio!" (Note: Don't follow that link if you're easily offended!)