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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By mindymonster
Created 03/02/2004 - 3:46pm

I had an idea for an interesting thread. I thought it would be cool for everyone to put down the cutest thing their kid/s have ever said.
When Angel was 3 my niece told her all about my nephew Jonathan, who died when Angel was only a few weeks old. A few days later, Angel and I were sitting in the car waiting for Kenny to come out of the store, and Angel looked at me and said, "Mommy, I don't want to go to heaven." I asked her why and she said "Well, they don't have any food in heaven.". I explained that Jesus is preparing a big feast for us, so she said, "Well, they don't have any potties in heaven, so I just pee on the grass." I managed to keep from laughing at her till I got home, then I called everyone in my family and told them what she'd said. My mom laughed so hard she couldn't breathe!

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