Just to help anyone having their own parties! These are the lables I made for some of the bottled products (fronts and backs -- sadly I can't reproduce font or layout):

Auntie Goyle's Best
Armadillo Bile
"sharpen your wits!"

Now Trans-Fat Free!
Ingredients: Bile of armadillo, stabilizers, corn syrup, trace amounts of belladonna as a preservative.

Syrup of Hellebore
Student Strength, 30 proof

Contents: Finest syrup of hellebore.
Clearwater Potions Ltd. accepts no responsibility for accidents resulting from improper mixing of potion ingredients.

Be pimple-free!
Nozit™ Stewed Slugs
Reduced horns – guaranteed 75% fewer horns than regular varieties.
Accept no substitutes!
Only Nozit™ collects organic, free-trade slugs from the swamps of Albania and stews their slugs for a full 28 days. Nozit™ does not test on mammals and never uses GMOs.

Delacour Coagulated Pond Scum
"An Acquired Taste" ™

Have you acquired a taste for the freshwater flavor of Delacour genuine French Coagulated Pond Scum?
Contents: Skimmed scum (may contain scum from ponds, lakes, streams, backwaters, and/or marshes), salt.

Shaun
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