They seldom if ever get out and run down the road, bawling like a frustrated dairy freight train looking for love.

We're having the bizarre weather too: last weekend, I was starting to clear land for our Garden O' Doom and this weekend I'm shoveling. Kind of bummed, because I wanted the Easter Bunny to hide things outdoors, but it looks like that's not going to happen.

Hi! Kind of wandered off topic there. It's nice to meet you!