Oh....ha ha! Once my DH was milking one of our cows at the State Fair (and we were in IDAHO, farm country baby!) and a man (from out of state, we were pretty sure, at least not from the area) asked him WHAT ON EARTH HE WAS DOING TO THE COW!! Stephen said, "Milking it, by hand, what does it look like?" So, the guy replies, "As in, MILK, like MILK in the store?" "Yup, same stuff, only a little better, since it's fresh!" my husband replies. The guy heaved. Poor fella, been drinking the stuff his whole life and no one mentioned it's source. I just shook my head.

Later, for kicks & grins we took an extra pair of his pants, stuffed em with straw, and put em "under" a cow, with strings on the legs, then thrown over the rafter so we could make 'em "kick" when some unsuspecting soul walked by. Most laughed, a few really screamed. hee hee