Since,
(A) My son is now 9, and
(B) We don't have a TV,
I read the article with a very detached perspective.

I was rather bemused to read that "Alpha Mom's" target demographic was women in the snow belt whose husband takes the family's only car to work in the morning, leaving them stranded with the children. I was that poor, pitiful creature about whom Alpha Mom cares sooooooo deeply (insert eye rolling emoticon here) for the first four years of motherhood. How did I ever survive without Alpha Mom TV? Why, I found the community at TNH, of course!