I'm wiping my eyes from laughing...
Here's more:
DD11 has a friend over and last night as I was working at the diningroom table (finally finishing DD11.5's other summer outfit) the girls were wandering around (outside) telling each other some long, drawn-out fantasy story. I only caught bits-and-pieces as they came up on the deck or passed the window but they must have been getting to the climax of the story because I heard my DD exclaim in a deep voice, "...the horrifying cheese-ball of doom!" To which her little friend replies "Yeah, cheese can be so evil."

I almost peed my pants.

I probably wouldn't have survived the whole story.

Blessings,
Lenora
"...if woman's work is never done, why bother about how much of it [isn't] getting done at any given moment?"
~ Claire Fraser in The Fiery Cross by Diana Gabaldon