Hillbilly Ray's Mirror

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Submitted by stocktondawg on Sat, 01/14/2006 - 8:12am.

After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas
all his life, old Hillbilly Ray decided it was time to visit the
big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

Hillbilly Ray takes the 'picture', but on the way home he
remembers his wife Linda, didn't like his father.
So Hillbilly ay hangs it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife Linda begins to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after Hillbilly Ray leaves for work, she searches the
barn and finds the mirror.
As Linda looks into the glass, she screams, "So that's
the ugly Hag he's been runnin' around with."

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