I was at a party last night and we were discussing this very subject. One of the other guests said that Keiko had been given a "secret" or private funeral. Another asked how a funeral for a killer whale could possibly be kept secret. Inspiration (and another evil thought) struck me-- I said that there really was a conspiracy to hide Saddam Hussein until an opportune time, and we "found" him right when we needed his hole to put the whale in....