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Walking into his favorite bar,Randy says to his bartender friend "Pour me a stiff one Scoot. I just had another fight with the little woman".

"Oh yeah?" says Scoot, "How did this one end?"

"QUACK QUACK.. 10 WHITE 1 BLACK"
(Tale of The Dawg Attack)

Went out amongst the humans,
Stumbled and fell, into a crack
The only damage that was done
Was when I heard this Quack

Hillbilly Ray's leavin a cove, well known for its fishing one day,with two ice chests full of fish when he gets stopped by an Arkansas Game Warden .

Ingredients:

2 cups of flour
1 cup of sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup of walnuts
1 cup of raisons

1 cup cold water
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon vanilla

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Scoot answered, "Panty

(NO QUARRY)

(Verse 1 )

In the footsteps of time
I've walked in the rain
Tryin to keep my balance
To level out my brain
With pride as my map
And wisdom as a key

Me and my guitar player Mike had just finished recording this song about "my son to be" Colt,when my daughter Jaime comes out to the Studio and tells me Michelle's water had just broke..

When I was visiting some kinfolks in Southwest Missouri a while back,I went to church with them.I couldn't help but notice their very big-busted organist.

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog
Bought him sight unseen
I ordered him straight from an Ad
In a Full Cry Magazine
When I first laid eyes on him

Many years back my 45 year old girlfriend had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said,
"I want Three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a
pair of running boards."