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Scoot died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Bart and Chuck. The three men had always done everything --read more

A successful rancher died and left everything to his
> > devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and
> > determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
> > about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the --read more

The horse, chicken & the Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!--read more

"HOW THE ONO BIRD GOT IT'S NAME"

The crowd sat in silence
Nobody spoke a word
As the story did unfold
About the little ONO bird

He had been a mystery
Til one cold dark night
His name entered history--read more

Scoot had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his ol lady had stayed by his bedside every single day.
So one day, as Scoot came to, he motioned for her to come and sit by him.. --read more

After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas
all his life, old Hillbilly Ray decided it was time to visit the
big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, --read more